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With years of crafting experience, we've seen how cross stitch transforms simple thread into bold statements. If you're new to cross stitch or love a dash of sarcasm, start with this exclusive 'Sew What?' pattern from Subversive Cross Stitch, designed just for DIY Network fans. Download it free and follow our proven steps for flawless results.
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Cut fabric at least 8" x 10", larger than the pattern. Locate the pattern's center using the black arrows on the grid edges—fold the paper vertically and horizontally, or mark it. Do the same with the fabric for a deep center crease. This counted cross stitch method matches fabric squares to the grid. Start near center and work outward to stay on track.
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Begin with the color nearest the center. Cut 18-20 inches of floss. DMC floss has six strands—separate and use just two for slim, even stitches (critical to avoid bulk). Expect mostly basic "X" stitches; straight lines are half-stitches. Start with a tiny knot or short tail secured under first stitches. Bring the needle up from the fabric back—keep relaxed for flat, undistorted work.
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For beginners, complete each "X" individually. As you gain confidence, do a row of half-stitches (/////) then return to finish the tops. Ensure every "X" slants the same way—the top thread consistently tilts one direction for a polished, professional finish. Mixing directions creates an uneven look.
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The reverse won't win beauty contests, but once framed, it's invisible. Life's too short for perfection back there. If knotting threads, keep them tiny to avoid front-side lumps.
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Hand wash gently in cold water with a touch of Woolite or mild detergent. Air dry fully, then steam-iron face down. A light scorch? Rewash usually fixes it if fabric's unharmed.
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Finish professionally with Stitchery Tape, available from the Subversive Cross Stitch site. It's archival-quality, acid-free adhesive—perfect even for unexpected heirlooms.
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Savor stitching witty words where least expected. Perfection isn't the goal—enjoyment is. Share your masterpiece in the Subversive Cross Stitch community. Additional samples by Melissa King and Marshall Thompson.
